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06-24-2007, 11:50 PM
Husband : (Returning late from work) " Good evening dear..... I'm logged in."
- Wife : Have you brought the grocery?
- Husband: Bad command or filename.
-Wife : But I told you in the morning!
-Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
-Wife: What about my new TV?
-Husband : Variable not found....
-Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
-Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied.
-Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny?
-Husband : Too many parameters....
-Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
-Husband :Data type mismatch.
-Wife: You are useless.
-Husband : It's by default.
-Wife: What about your Salary?
-Husband :File in use .... Try later.
-Wife: What is my value in the family?
-Husband :Unknown Virus.
CONCLUSION Don't Marry a programmer !!!
و :s15:
- Wife : Have you brought the grocery?
- Husband: Bad command or filename.
-Wife : But I told you in the morning!
-Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
-Wife: What about my new TV?
-Husband : Variable not found....
-Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
-Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied.
-Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny?
-Husband : Too many parameters....
-Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
-Husband :Data type mismatch.
-Wife: You are useless.
-Husband : It's by default.
-Wife: What about your Salary?
-Husband :File in use .... Try later.
-Wife: What is my value in the family?
-Husband :Unknown Virus.
CONCLUSION Don't Marry a programmer !!!
و :s15: